Underroos Undermees

I wonder why grown men never wear Underroos. It seems pretty silly to me that men think themselves too manly or mature to wear them well into adulthood. I mean come on, we still get into fights like we did as little scrappers. We still eat food, laugh, play board games. And if it's okay to admit to liking Scooby Doo and GIJoe cartoons now as an adult, I think it's perfectly acceptable to wear underroos.
Of course, the real reason is that they don't make them in men's sizes. And there is NO other reason. I think most dudes would wear them if they came in sizes 30-52 waist.

and let's be honest, is this better?: