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Tuesday, December 05, 2006
I like Sushi
Yeah, that's about it. I know a few fine gentlemen out there who also love sushi. Here's a hint, it's NOT philip.
That is a guy dressed in a stormtrooper outfit standing in the middle of Grand Central Station. I bet he loves sushi. The guy I was referring to who is the sushi connoisseur, however, is Timmy "The Tim" Ball.
Hardly a connoisseur, though I appreciate the compliment. I do, however, have to wear a helmet or mask like Mr. Stormtrooper whenever I go out in public--I got tired of those kids throwing tomatoes at me. They have much better aim these days than they used to; I blame video games. And tomatoes are just a gateway fruit--soon they lead to pitchforks, then torches, then battering rams. And it's not like I have a bell tower to hide in or anything. Even my talking teapot and dancing candlestick have started to short-sheet my bed and leave fake spiders in the bathtub; I think they're using semaphore to let the kids know when I'm going out to take a walk. Fucking traitors.
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you nah stormtrooper YEAH DUDE.
That is a guy dressed in a stormtrooper outfit standing in the middle of Grand Central Station. I bet he loves sushi. The guy I was referring to who is the sushi connoisseur, however, is Timmy "The Tim" Ball.
Hardly a connoisseur, though I appreciate the compliment. I do, however, have to wear a helmet or mask like Mr. Stormtrooper whenever I go out in public--I got tired of those kids throwing tomatoes at me. They have much better aim these days than they used to; I blame video games. And tomatoes are just a gateway fruit--soon they lead to pitchforks, then torches, then battering rams. And it's not like I have a bell tower to hide in or anything. Even my talking teapot and dancing candlestick have started to short-sheet my bed and leave fake spiders in the bathtub; I think they're using semaphore to let the kids know when I'm going out to take a walk. Fucking traitors.
well done, timmy tim! you are the MAN!
Semaphore, ha ha. Well don' that jus' beat ALL. Tim for President.
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